Ah you’re not wedding person. Understandable, weddings last longer than an actual marriage.
Well it could be worse.
I like weddin’s just fine but that’s beside the point, what are you doin at a vampire weddin arn’t there certain rules you have to follow or something
(Source: alicewithfangs)
I’m surprised you haven’t been having fun.
Oh I have had my fun however these things tend to last a bit long for my tastes
(Source: alicewithfangs)
White gold for functions.
Pearls if your the church or charity kind.
Diamonds when you wanna to get some.
Bulgari if you’ve got the funds.
Chunky for work, you know oversized rings
and statement pieces
Earrings. Avoid big hoops.
They’re tacky.
And if I ever see a slap bracelet
I will personally tell you what I think of you.
A round little witch keeps trying to shove some concoction in my face. But shit, where’d the day go.
Witches and their voodoo shit
