White gold for functions.
Pearls if your the church or charity kind.
Diamonds when you wanna to get some.
Bulgari if you’ve got the funds.
Chunky for work, you know oversized rings
and statement pieces
Earrings. Avoid big hoops.
They’re tacky.
And if I ever see a slap bracelet
I will personally tell you what I think of you.
But I need a role play so if anyone needs a Pam just hit up my ask box please!
Welcome to Pam’s Advice…
Some people are fashionable others are atrousously incapable of dressing themselves…
If your the business type I suggest a pencil shirt or maybe even dress. Black heels, simple yet trendy
For a lunch date you can go either casual or dress it up which ever you prefer. If your the casual type jeans and a nice top will suffice, to dress up your look add a pair of heels.
For when your on the go, I like a nice designer sweatsuit. Comfortable and easy to move in.
On a hot date colors like red and black will really catch the eye of your beholder. High heels and a stunningly short dress and you’ll have him wrapped around your finger.
You know your unfashionable if…
you wear festive sweaters and think you look nice
A pair of jeans and a t-shirt are your “nice” clothes
you think overalls are sexy
you wear socks that are too tall for the shoes your wearing
and don’t even get me started on colored jeans
Hi, welcome to Pam’s advice….again.
I’m gonna talk about progenies…
Centimental vampires, and yes they do exist, will tell you there is no more reward and experience than becoming a maker.
I tried it in 1906
just a year after I’d been made myself.
His name was Colin, he was a farm hand in Cornwall. I’ll admit it was a pleasant diversion at first, taking a boy in his sexual prime, immortilizing him, and having command over his every move but the glow wore off as it always does.
So I cut him loose, he wasn’t happy about it but whatever…
I can tell Bill Compton will always consider him self responsible of Jessica, hm just another thing he can torture himself over.
Welcome to Pam’s advice blah blah blah….
Since I have to do this I might as well talk about something I care about…
Shoes, as you should know pumps are my favorite
Pink for a girls night out, red for a hot date, and
animal print if you wanna get laid.
The only time I should catch you in a pair of flats is if your taller than your man.
you should just wear heels, they show off your legs better
Nike’s if your the athletic type
Sandals if your feeling innocent that day
and if I ever see a pair of crocs I will personally rip them from your feet
its not my fault if your feet come too.
That goes for mary jane’s too
If I ever see you lay a finger on my shoes I will rearrange your face with my fingernails
and I would appreciate if your spared me that I have a mani pedi at 4
No silver, stick to gold.
White gold for functions.
Pearls if your the church or charity kind.
Diamonds when you wanna to get some.
Chanel jewelry if you’ve got the funds.
Chunky for work, you know oversized rings
and statement pieces
Earrings. Avoid big hoops.
They’re tacky.
And if I ever see a slap bracelet
I will personally tell you what I think of you.
occ: I’m starting Pam’s advice! It will be every Wednesday and Sunday, I’ll start with things I pulled from the show and books but I will eventually have to create some of my own :) feel free to give me ideas
For the record this was Eric’s idea
Well first of all Eric is always yelling or snapping at Pam, seriously though I didn’t really noticed till I went back and watched some clips
Then when he tries to sacrifice himself to kill Russell and save Sookie he acts like it won’t even affect Pam. EVEN THOUGH he just went through it with Godric.
With the witches Pam does everything in her power, gets her face rotted to get Eric’s memories back then he totally blows her off to be with Sookie.
Then again Eric chooses to sacrifice himself for Sookie and when Pam saves him he screamed at her and told her to leave. Like wtf she’s your progeny!
okay I’m done ranting now
