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Perpetually bored, fiercely loyal and I appreciate a well made pair of pumps. I am progeny of Eric and his second in command. Eric said you humans could ask me questions but I would be careful. I'm your not so friendly neighbourhood vampire, but don't be shy, I won't bite much.
ooc: This is an open rp blog. Message me if you would like to start something!

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But I need a role play so if anyone needs a Pam just hit up my ask box please!

Hi, welcome to Pam’s advice….again. 

I’m gonna talk about progenies…

Centimental vampires, and yes they do exist, will tell you there is no more reward and experience than becoming a maker.

I tried it in 1906

just a year after I’d been made myself.

His name was Colin, he was a farm hand in Cornwall. I’ll admit it was a pleasant diversion at first, taking a boy in his sexual prime, immortilizing him, and having command over his every move but the glow wore off as it always does.

So I cut him loose, he wasn’t happy about it but whatever…

I can tell Bill Compton will always consider him self responsible of Jessica, hm just another thing he can torture himself over. 

Welcome to Pam’s advice blah blah blah….

Since I have to do this I might as well talk about something I care about…

Shoes, as you should know pumps are my favorite

Pink for a girls night out, red for a hot date, and

animal print if you wanna get laid.

The only time I should catch you in a pair of flats is if your taller than your man.

you should just wear heels, they show off your legs better

Nike’s if your the athletic type

Sandals if your feeling innocent that day

and if I ever see a pair of crocs I will personally rip them from your feet

its not my fault if your feet come too.

That goes for mary jane’s too  

If I ever see you lay a finger on my shoes I will rearrange your face with my fingernails

and I would appreciate if your spared me that I have a mani pedi at 4

The author states that Pam looks like a young middle class suburban housewife, but mostly like “Alice in Wonderland with fangs”.[2] She will be forever 19 years old. She is round faced with a chalky pale complexion, dark blue eyes and straight blond hair “white as a magnolia petal”.[3] Pam is a little shorter than Sookie, who is 5 feet 6 inches tall. Her work outfit is always black and gothic, but she prefers twinset-type styles, and pastels such as pale green, pink and blue. Sookie thought that she looked “ethereally lovely, with a kind of deadly edge”.